Honeymoon postcards

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
    short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
    sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
    postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
    felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
    wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
    first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
    It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
    for her daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
    wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
    go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
    Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
    slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
    waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
    nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
    Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
    Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
    flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
    the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
    days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
     
  2. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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