Chap died and went to Hell. "i dont want to be here" he said " oh I think you will like it down her " said the Devil "why? "well Mondays is a good day --you can smoke all you want they cant give you cancer you are already dead" "oh I see " said the chap/ "tuesday's is a good day as well "said the devil "you can drink all you want --you cant damage your liver ---you are already dead" " I might get to like it down here what happens on Wednesdays? " Oh thats when you can eat all you want--you cant get Heart failutre cause you're already dead " wow I am beginning to like it down here " " yes on Thursday's you can have sex all day with all the young ladies" " Yes I like the idea of being down here now what about Friday's? " Er-- are you Gay??" " no ---why?" " you wont like Fridays then"