Guide to dating

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Khayman, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

    ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

    LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT ..... what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

    DATING..... the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

    BIRTH CONTROL..... avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

    EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

    EYE CONTACT..... a method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

    FRIEND..... a person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

    INDIFFERENCE..... a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get".

    INTERESTING..... a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

    IRRITATING HABIT..... what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

    LAW OF RELATIVITY..... how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

    NYMPHOMANIAC..... a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

    SOBER..... condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
  2. chadmercer

    chadmercer Guest

    i needed that guide, lol
  3. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Santa Clara, CA
    haha, another great one Khayman :D
  4. Timuwine

    Timuwine Guest

    EASY..... a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

    True True
  5. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    dam khayman ur on a roll wid these, i gota go read all the outher threads:)
  6. Iceman

    Iceman Moderator