Golfers. Please note.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Golf Tips:

    1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

    2. Form a loose grip.

    3. Keep your head down.

    4. Avoid a quick back swing.

    5. Stay out of the water.

    6. Try not to hit anyone.

    7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of

    8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

    9. Quiet please, while others are preparing to go.

    10. Don't take extra strokes.

    Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside and tee off.
  2. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA
    Another good one Kirrie. :D