A family from the hills was visiting the big city, and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's 'at?" The father never having seen an elevator, responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like 'at in my entire life. I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched. They continued to watch. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma ..."