get in touch with yourself

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Perris Calderon, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

    new york
    Man and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.

    But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

    The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide.He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each. The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn't care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't even play tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."

    The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cashier."

    The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

    The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D hehehehe. nice one dealer, and so say all of us.
  3. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

  4. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA
    You bet!
  5. jams

    jams Guest

    SOOOOOooo true
  6. Bytes Back

    Bytes Back Ex Police Chief

    Showed Mrs Bytes back that one :D

    Got to go shopping for some new saucepans tomorrow, ours became mysteriously dented with head shaped dents :eek:
  7. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

    I'm using that one at parties :D