This is for all the "haters" of G. "Dubya" Bush. Past work experience and accomplishments: Graduated from Yale University with a low C average. He was a Cheerleader. Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. With fathers help (and his name) and right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments as Governor: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history. Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of his fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.