George "Dubya" Accomplishments

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Dec 24, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    This is for all the "haters" of G. "Dubya" Bush. :D

    Past work experience and accomplishments:

    Graduated from Yale University with a low C average. He was a Cheerleader.

    Ran for congress and lost.

    Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

    Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock.

    Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

    With fathers help (and his name) and right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), was elected Governor of Texas.

    Accomplishments as Governor:

    Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

    Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of his fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
     
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  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Accomplishments as President:

    Attacked and took over two countries.

    Spent the Nations's surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

    Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

    Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

    Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

    First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

    First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

    First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

    After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

    Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.

    In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

    Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.

    Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

    Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

    Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.

    Signed more laws and executive orders circumventing the Constitution than any president in US history.

    Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

    Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

    Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

    Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest him (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. ( http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/ )

    Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

    Bush presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.

    Members of bush cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).

    Had more states to simultaneously go bankrupt than any president in the history of the United States.

    Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

    Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

    Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history.

    First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

    First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

    Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

    Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

    Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

    Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

    First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

    All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

    His biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

    Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

    First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

    First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

    First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

    Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

    With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

    Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

    First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

    Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

    Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

    Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

    Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months he has no leads and zero suspects.

    In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he has successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

    Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

    In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

    Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Records and References:

    At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

    AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

    Refused to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

    All records of his tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

    All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

    All minutes of meetings for any public corporation he served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

    Any records or minutes from meetings he (or his VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.

    For personal references please speak to his daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
     
  4. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    And his "quote" commenting on the website www.gwbush.com

    "There ought to be limits
    to freedom..."

    — George W. Bush,


    Now don't we feel better that HE is our Presedent?
    :confused: :cool:
     
  5. kitct

    kitct Guest

    My, you are quite the accomplished hater! ;)
     
  6. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Long live the king! :rolleyes:
     
  7. Kr0m

    Kr0m Moderator

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    Holy Crap! And this joker is still in office?!?
     
  8. PseudoKiller

    PseudoKiller Zug Zug

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    /me copies and pastes into a text file / cleans up the structure / saves and emails it off to his sister (Bush Supporter)/ Merry Christmas / muhahaha
     
  9. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    how did such an enept man get into office?
     
  10. PseudoKiller

    PseudoKiller Zug Zug

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    WE are NOT going thru this again...
     
  11. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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  12. Kr0m

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    HAHAHA
     
  13. Petros

    Petros Thief IV

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    Everyone has dirt on their opponents. Conservatives said things to portray Clinton a certain way, and left-wingers say things to portray Bush a certain way. Old hat.
     
  14. Grandmaster

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    :eek:
     
  15. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    YOU yes YOU the AMERICAN PUBLIC....put him in office :p


    sorry pk :D
     
  16. PseudoKiller

    PseudoKiller Zug Zug

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    NO the American public DID NOT vote him into office... nuff said.
     
  17. thebear

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    that's tue...Gore won the election - but the supreme court came to some decision regarding that Florida "miss-hap" (conspiracy right thurr) rendering George Dubya President
     
  18. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team



    BZZZZZZZZZZ! Wrong answer. But would you like to try for "Double Jepardy" where the prizes double? :p

    :D

    Ahhhh... such a nice thread, don't ya think. :p
     
  19. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    well, if you can I can too:p

    this president came to office in nothing less then a coo
     
  20. Alan

    Alan its only fun

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    Well some bloody American made him president :p

    and if dealer ever finds him/her.....god help em :0

    j/k ;)

    anyway merry crimbo to you all

    Alan