Fly Me?????

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman
    sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so
    gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline
    does she work for?"

    Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said,
    "Love to fly and it shows?"

    She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately
    thought to himself, she doesn't work for Delta.

    A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head.
    He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

    She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked
    himself and scratched American Airlines off of the list.

    Next he tried "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

    This time the woman barked back at him "Man, what the
    f**k do you want?"

    The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "Ahhh,
    Air Canada".
  2. New Disease

    New Disease Whatever...

  3. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Santa Clara, CA
  4. StriderX

    StriderX Guest

    That;s too funny
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Heh heh heh. :p