Flat Frog

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by funky dredd, Feb 5, 2003.

  1. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

    There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk
    dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a
    house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

    When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
    wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
    have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why
    not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of
    the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the Girls have any diseases?"
    The madam said, "I don't believe so." He said, "I heard all the men
    talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!"

    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it the
    Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. So he headed down
    the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
    A while later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
    headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick
    the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
    He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
    are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter."

    "After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
    happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught."
    "When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
    way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease."

    "Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to
    bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it."

    "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
    milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the
    son-of-a-b**ch who ran over my FROG!"
  2. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    LOL!! thats a good!! cant stop lauging!

  3. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    Hehe, bit of a classic [​IMG]
  4. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    LOL... :D
  5. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

    :p :p :p this one is awesome