Fax me.

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Kirrie2001, Aug 21, 2002.

  1. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Three men: one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
    "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
    A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
    Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something
    just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his bum .
    The others raised their eyebrows.
    "Will you look at that" says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax."
    A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....

    Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."

    Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

    Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

    Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

    Girl: "So tell me how long it's been since you had a drink?"

    Man: "It's been ten years"

    The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

    Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

    Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"

    Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"
  2. Piett

    Piett ...will circle this city

    Calgary, Alberta
    i think that it is amazing that someone could fit golf clubs into a wet suit.

    oh, she wanted to hop on the good foot and do the bad thing! funny.
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    She was lookin fer a *Hole in one*. :p
  4. busto

    busto Guest

    Yeah but he was hoping to "Putt Around the Rough"..:D

    O.K. that should be it....we have to stop this now before this is a thread of nothing but bad puns!!!:p
  5. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Santa Clara, CA
    hehe funny :D