Farmer's Daughters

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dark Atheist, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. Dark Atheist

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    A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

    "No," the farmer said.

    The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

    "No."

    The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

    The farmer shot Chuck.
     
  2. gonaads

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    But he was only gonna take her out for some Duck.

    Wonder what the third Daughter's name was? Hmmmmm...
     
  3. Dark Atheist

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    he was dyslexic ;)