Escaped Prisoner

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  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
    As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for
    money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders
    the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the
    girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then
    gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
    guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes He probably spent
    lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
    kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do
    what he tells you,just give him satisfaction. This guy must be
    dangerous, if he gets angry,he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
    cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong,
    honey. I love you, too."....
     
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  3. MdSalih

    MdSalih The Boss

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    Thats a good one :p

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  4. American Zombie

    American Zombie Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    Seen this many times on joke sites.
     
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    Yeeeeeeeeeooooooooooow!!! :p
     
  6. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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    lol thats not right