Egg and water

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Mainframeguy, Feb 3, 2005.

  1. Mainframeguy

    Mainframeguy Debiant by way of Ubuntu Folding Team

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    Ok sorry to those of you that heard this first in IRC #OSNN....

    What did the Freshly Laid Egg say to the Boiling Water?

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    no actually what it said was......

    Don't expect me to get hard in five minutes, I was only laid a few hours ago!
     
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahaha...wasn't expecting that. [​IMG]
     
  3. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    LOL thats funny
     
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  5. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    ure just jelous it had nothing to do with a cow:p
     
  6. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    quite amusing, though when I first read the topic, I didnt know that it was in the jokes section so I was expecting something about how can you tell if an egg has gone off by using a glass of water :p
     
  7. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    Why did I get a pop mofo? [​IMG]
    LOL
     
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