Dying Female

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by kanal0315, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. kanal0315

    kanal0315 OSNN One Post Wonder

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

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  2. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Haha , nice :D
     
  3. madmatt

    madmatt Bow Down to the King Political User

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    Stop advertising that site. Do it again and I'll ban you.
     
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  5. Cosgrove

    Cosgrove Guest

    did she iron the shirt?
     
  6. cupcake20

    cupcake20 OSNN Junior Addict

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    hahaha..that was a good one....i
     
  7. cupcake20

    cupcake20 OSNN Junior Addict

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    though..i think by the time she decides...the plane has already crashed
     
  8. bobsalot

    bobsalot Boooooooooooooooooooom

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    you're thinking too much into this. lol. funny.
     
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  9. failurbydesign

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    what site?
     
  10. technokid88

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    Madmatt edited it out
     
  11. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    That was sexist...
    What is with cosgrove's thing?
    Its like no info