Drunks Are Full Of Wisdom

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by stevanhogg, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. stevanhogg

    stevanhogg OSNN Addict

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    She was shopping at the local Tescos where she selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk,

    A carton of eggs,

    A quart of orange juice,

    A head of romaine lettuce,

    A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

    A 1 lb. package of bacon.


    As she was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
    to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as
    she placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
    the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
    she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
    was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
    was indeed single. she looked at the six items on the
    belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
    selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
    her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
    you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
    earth did you know that?"


    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
     
  2. RubberChicken

    RubberChicken OSNN One Post Wonder

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    ha ha! That's great!