Drunk LOL

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A man comes home late one night, drunk.

    "Where have you been?" asks his wife.

    "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"

    This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.

    "Do you have golden chairs?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have golden glasses?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have golden beer?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have a golden urinal?"

    "Hold on."

    On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who ****ed in your saxophone."
     
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    lmfao :D
     
  3. cryogenic

    cryogenic OSNN Addict

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    hahaa.. beautiful.. I've not heard that one before!
     
  4. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    lol