Don't take any chances

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by itsmelisa, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

    A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.
    It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.

    He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

    - Lisa

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