Dog in heat

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia
    Dog in Heat

    A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around
    the block?

    Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."

    "What's that mean?" asked the child.

    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
    a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat,
    and to come to you."

    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with
    gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you
    can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the

    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
    the leash.

    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

    The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
    so another dog is pushing her home."
  2. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  3. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

    Los Angeles, CA.
    Rubbed her backside with gas?