does santa smoke a pipe?

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  1. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    I just heard a Christmas poem on the radio, and he was smoking a pipe, I swear it.;

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

    The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

    As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

    Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

    He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

    And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

    A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

    And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

    And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;


    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth


    I seem to remember images of this, but only vaguely, and he never had a pipe whenever I saw him in person

    ever

    (though I did see him making out with some of my friends moms...what's up with that?...he didn't have a pipe, that's for sure)

    and nobody's house that I know he's visited ever smelled like pipe smoke after christmas

    has anyone ever seen him in person with a pipe?

    I'm not buying it, I need more proof

    and if he DOES smoke a pipe, what's in it?
     
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  2. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Perris - the question is what are you smoking???
     

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  3. Bman

    Bman OSNN Veteran Original

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    lmao thats good stuff
     
  4. Son Goku

    Son Goku No lover of dogma

    Santa smokes a lot... Kinda reminds me of "Baby Smokes Alot" that Peter Griffin's company put out after the big tabacoo firm bought them out :laugh:
     
  5. heresjono

    heresjono OSNN One Post Wonder

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    Merry Christmas Everyone!
    FOR SURE, he's ALWAYS smoked a pipe!!!
    [​IMG]
    The poem you refered to was, of course, the seasonal classic;
    ' The Night Before Christmas ' by Clement Clarke Moore.

    As a child, this poem book read in bed on Christmas Eve', was Christmas to my brothers and me.
    My favourite bit was always;
    He had a broad face, And a little round belly,
    That shook when he laughed,
    Like a bowl full of jelly!...:laugh:

    Please, please enrich your kid's lives by reading it to them before bed on the 24th. ( Here is a link to a text of it I just found -
    - It has a few nice pics but im sure with a little searching you may find one of the original versions, illustrated perfectly with beautiful paintings/engravings, in a printable pdf format.)
    '... Happy Christmas to all, and to all a Good Night! ' ^_^
    Jono
    ps. it was prob. the same stuff as he gave to the reindeer!
     
  6. Son Goku

    Son Goku No lover of dogma

    Ya know, after thinking a bit and seeing the pic above, I couldn't help myself. In that there pipe of Santas, is he really just smoking tobacco? Or is he smoking the strong stuff :laugh: Might explain how he's always so gosh darn jolly :angel:
     
  7. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    hahaha, You jerk. i saw heresjono and im like.
    what the heck. he joined a year ago and only poster once, today :)
    hehe, gotta learn to read post years :)
     
  9. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    peris - you never answered my question!

    Great bump!:smoker:
     
  10. Perris Calderon

    Perris Calderon Moderator Staff Member Political User

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    smokin teh holday cheer

    comes from misltetoe
     
  11. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    ....and I am drinking the holiday cheer - probably close to the same results - just a different method! :rolleyes:
     
  12. technokid88

    technokid88 Part of a System Folding Team

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    he smokes alot.... and eats alot too .. all the bad habits a person can have. lol.....