doctor brothel

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Mar 25, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have inter-course," and charged them $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

    The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!"
     
  2. Friend of Bill

    Friend of Bill What, me worry?

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  3. 2z

    2z OSNN Gamer

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    ha ha ha ha ha

    :D :happy: :happy: :p
     
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    funky dredd Moderator

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  6. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    Sounds like a cunning plan! :cool:
     
  7. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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    teehee its devious I like it! :blink:
     
  8. ReC0iL

    ReC0iL Guest

    Ahhh... Very klever of them! :D :D