Dispenser

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Dispenser

    Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realise there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
    He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

    The nuns stop and comment on how life like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

    "Oh look,"says the 2nd nun "it's a soap dispenser." To test her theory she also pulls his dick...and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap.

    The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times four times, five times. Still nothing happens.So she tries once more and to her delight she yells..." and hand lotion!"
     
  2. Bretenn

    Bretenn Guest

    :eek: hand lotion!!!
    :D
     
  3. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    rofl! :D :D :D



    -Bert
     
  4. Un4gIvEn1

    Un4gIvEn1 Moderator

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    Still funny...

    I heard that one about 10 years ago (no lie)... same basic story, just a LITTLE different.

    Was something like a guys showing up on his GF's front door, naked with flowers and chocolates. Three nuns are walking down the street and he jumps in the bushes... <--- insert punchline.
     
  5. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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    lmao :happy: