Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Apr 19, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

    Adelaide, Australia

    Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
    Avoidable -What a bullfighter tries to do.
    Baloney- Where some hemlines fall
    Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage
    Burglarize -What a crook sees with
    Control- A short, ugly inmate
    Counterfeiters- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
    Eclipse- What an English barber does for a living
    Eyedropper- A clumsy ophthalmologist
    Heroes- What a guy in a boat does
    Left Bank -What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
    Misty- How golfers create divots
    Paradox- Two physicians
    Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
    Pharmacist- Helper on the farm
    Polarize- What penguins see with
    Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
    Relief- What trees do in the spring
    Rubberneck- What you do to relax your wife
    Seamstress- Describes 250 pounds in a size six
    Selfish -What the owner of a seafood store does
    Subdued- A guy who works on a submarine
    Sudafed- Bringing litigation against a government official
  2. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    eheheheh :)