Could you pass the test?

Discussion in 'Green Room' started by XPletive, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. XPletive

    XPletive bbbb-ring...

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
    and so we decided to get married. My parent helped us in every
    way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
    She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
    and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
    sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
    and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
    down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant
    view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did
    it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come
    over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
    I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
    and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
    that she wanted to make love to me just once before
    I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
    shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
    my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
    come up and get me."

    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
    stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
    and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
    for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
    opened the door and stepped out of the house, making a mad-dash
    straight for my car. My future in-laws were standing outside.
    With tears in their eyes. They hugged me and said, "We are very
    happy that you have passed our little test.
    We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your
  2. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

    Middle Of Nowhere - UK
  3. xsivforce

    xsivforce Prodigal Son Folding Team

    Texas, USA
    XPletive, where you been?
  4. XPletive

    XPletive bbbb-ring...


    Hey man... Been lurking. Bought a house that's a major fixer-upper,
    so I've been busting my a$$ to get it liveable. Don't have the PC hooked up at home yet.

    I lurk at work, but need to be careful. :D

    I see Jewelzz made a "friend".... :D
  5. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

    I did? Who?

    Hi XPletive ;)
  6. XPletive

    XPletive bbbb-ring...

  7. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

    Oooooh ;)

    Yah, everyone got it out of their system by the time xsiv got home :)