Cost for marriage

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  1. itsmelisa

    itsmelisa Joke Spammer

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    A boy says to his father:

    "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
    I don't know my son, I am still paying!"


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  2. Electronic Punk

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  3. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    could be interpreted differently? :)
     
  4. kcnychief

    kcnychief █▄█ ▀█▄ █ Political User Folding Team

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    Not good for me since I'm getting married in around 4 months now :eek:
     
  5. NetRyder

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    Good luck with that! :p
     
  6. omg its nlm

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    English?
     
  7. hansrijf

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    sigh ... all you english speaking persons, why don't you learn to write, speak and read dutch like we do english? Oh well, here goes:

    A couple of guys get changed in the lockerroom of a golfclub. A mobile phone rings and one of them starts a conversation. Of course, everybody in the room listens in while the phone is on the speaker.
    Male (m): hello
    Female (f): hello honey, it's me. Are you still at the golfclub?
    m: yes
    f: I am shopping and I saw this georgeous leather jacket. It's only a 1000 dollars. Can I buy it?
    m: ofcourse. If you like it you should buy it.
    f: I also stopped at the Mercedes garage. The new 2007 models have arrived. I just love one of them.
    m: how much is it?
    f: it's only 80000 dollars
    m: ok, but for that price I want it with all the options
    f: great! Oh, one more thing ... This house we wanted to buy last year? It's for sale again. They only ask 950000 dollars
    m: ok, make an offer. Bid 900000 dollars
    f: ok, I see you later tonight. I love you
    m: bye, love you too

    The man disconnects. The other men in the lockerroom are staring at him.

    Then he asks: does anybody know to whom this cellphone belongs to?
     
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  8. technokid88

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    lol.. haha
     
  9. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    hmm... was it a speaker phone? it might have been my phone..
     
  10. Vanquished

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    Hahaha
    that is amazing!
    950k for a house is cheap nowadays :)
     
  11. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Well, other than the fact that housing prices vary wildly depending on where you live, but, in general, just under a million dollars is not cheap for any house.
     
  12. Vanquished

    Vanquished Mr. Bananagrabber Political User

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    Oh in my area it is.
     
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