Cookies, Tequila, Showers and Fujism

[madmatt]

Originally posted by poodle


Hello Matt, hope all is well with you sir.

Take care....

Your fans!!

hahah! woo! yeah me!

 

[gonaads]

But quietly the estranged Fan hides in the shadows waiting for the right moment to pounce... and then... and then... Out of nowhere!, "Madmatt can I have yer autigraf? Plllleeeease?" "I just luv all the posts yer in!"

 

[madmatt]

no autographs *flash bulb*

HEY, NO PICTURES EITHER.

 

[xsivforce]

Got the pic...will upload! Who was that woman you were with? Does your wife know her?

 

[madmatt]

she's not my wife, yet!

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by xsivforce
Got the pic...will upload! Who was that woman you were with? Does your wife know her?

What pic?

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by Jewelzz

What pic?

Oh, like you don't know! I found out it was you with him!!!

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by xsivforce
Oh, like you don't know! I found out it was you with him!!!

Then he 'fixed' the pic

so clueless lol

 

[madmatt]

I am not autographing that picture either.

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by madmatt
I am not autographing that picture either.

I can already forge your sig.

 

[madmatt]

FRAUD!

 

[xsivforce]

Prove it!

 

[madmatt]

UHH! THAT'S IT! All madmatt signed documents come with an official seal!

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by madmatt
UHH! THAT'S IT! All madmatt signed documents come with an official seal!

Office Depot made a copy of the seal stamp for me. You can buy the pic for...ummmm....a box of cookies.

 

[madmatt]

*converses with his lawyers and other legal advisors*

*wisper, wisper*

lawyer speaks up: "does that include the seal as well?"

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by madmatt
*converses with his lawyers and other legal advisors*
*wisper, wisper*
lawyer speaks up: "does that include the seal as well?"

*whisper, whisper*

Throw in a gallon of milk and we have a deal.

 

[madmatt]

*looks over at gonaads* and says, "would you be willing to help me out, sir?"

 

[poodle]

Sorry, it was not a forgery. I examined the document, and in my professional opintion, it is real....

(Thanks for the $10,000.)

 

[xsivforce]

There is my expert witness. Do you need a recess?

 

[madmatt]

hmm, teaming up on me now?

kiss your box of cookies and gallon of milk goodbye! you pushed me too far!

*takes his lawyers and other legal advisors and starts to walk away*