Confucius

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by slimboyfat, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    CONFUCIUS SAY:-

    No difference between man and mouse -
    both end in pussy.



    Man is young when he snatches kisses,
    old when he kisses snatches.


    He who stands with hands in pockets feels foolish, but he
    who has holes in pockets feels nuts.



    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



    War does not determine who right. War determine who left.



    Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with itchy finger.





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  2. Krux

    Krux Nissan Powered

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  3. UberBert

    UberBert Guest

    lol :D :D :D :D :D :D



    -Bert
     
  4. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    :D :D Good ones slimboyfat.

    Confusius also say,

    Lady pilot who flies upside down, have big crack up.

    Woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygenic.
     
  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Confusius also say,

    Blonde lady turned upside is Brunette with bad breath.
     
  6. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Crude :rolleyes:
     
  7. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Cool, I love Confucious stuff
     
  8. slimboyfat

    slimboyfat Guest

    *Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with itchy finger.*

    Sorry all, tryping errer,


    Should be................................


    Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.


    :confused: