computers

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by bobsalot, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. bobsalot

    bobsalot Boooooooooooooooooooom

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    The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.
    The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.
    The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
    The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about what it did.
    The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
    The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.
    The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.
    The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.
    The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.
    The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
    The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.
    The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus: terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
    and last but not least ...
    The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
     
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  2. Kush

    Kush High On Life!

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    bobsalot Boooooooooooooooooooom

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