Computer up grade lol

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by tommy, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. tommy

    tommy OSNN Member

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    Computer upgrade

    "A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend
    1.0
    Which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble.
    However, there
    are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
    solution
    was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
    other
    applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy
    6.9.
    Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I tried a
    shareware

    program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my
    system,
    forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0
    at the
    same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected
    each other
    they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to
    Fiancée
    1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
    further to
    Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available
    resources, it
    does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2005.
    Shortly
    after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
    unstable
    and extremely costly to run.

    Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory
    and
    Could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
    forgotten
    About them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and
    E-mail
    filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2.
    Worse
    still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try
    and guess
    what the problem is.

    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly
    requiring
    Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which
    need
    To be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches
    itself to
    my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an
    Irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

    I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could
    be
    problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
    1.0
    detects Mistress 2005 it tends to delete all of your money before
    uninstalling itself. "
     
  2. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

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