Computer Acronyms

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    ISDN It Still Does Nothing

    APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    SCSI System Can't See It

    DOS Defective Operating System

    BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    IBM I Blame Microsoft

    DEC Do Expect Cuts

    CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.

    WWW World Wide Wait

    MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding (of) Mathematics

    COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

    MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out

    MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software's Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
  2. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

    Midlands, England
    Har, genius :)
  3. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    only 12 of those are acronyms.
  4. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

  5. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    SO??? :rolleyes: :D
  6. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

    They are still good.