Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A lonely man went into a pet store looking for an unusual pet as a companion. The store owner suggested a centipede. “What sort of a companion will a centipede be?” the man asked. “This is a most unusual centipede,” the store owner said. “He’s a great conversationalist and he loves to drink.” The man took the centipede home and put him in a box on the windowsill. That evening the man asked, “Would you like to go out for a beer?” Receiving no response, the man said, “How about it, would you like to join me for a drink at my favorite bar?” Again there was no response, so the man fairly shouted, “Hey, in there! How about going out for a drink?” To which a tiny voice replied, “I heard you the first time. I’m putting on my shoes.”
  2. LordOfLA

    LordOfLA Godlike!

    Maidenhead, Berkshire, UK
    hahaah okay my brain must be in "really dumb" mode cos that was funny :D