I don't usually start threads, but Perris has encouraged me to do so. This is for you Ferral_Imp, this thread is dedicated to 'Coal Speak' Here is some sample text ripped off a recent 'Spiderman' incident article on CNN. Wearing only a pair of red pants, Alain Robert, 42, scrambled up the Cheung Kong Center on Saturday -- the flagship building of Hong Kong's richest man, Li Ka-shing -- in about an hour. He said the building was 283 meters (928 feet) tall. During his climb, Robert rested several times and even answered a reporter's phone calls. "I can't talk to you right now. I'm climbing," said Robert, renowned for scaling buildings without ropes or other equipment. After reaching the top of the building, he waved to a small crowd of spectators on the ground below. He said he was greeted by police, firefighters and security guards at the top of the building. Please submit your translated 'coal' speak of the bolded text above for review. The judging panel has yet to be commisioned. Nominations are currently being accepted in thread.