Cliff Clavin explains survival of the fittest!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by mlakrid, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the :[/FONT]
    [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]"Buffalo Theory "to his buddy Norm.
    Here's how it went:[/FONT]

    [FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."[/FONT]
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2006
  2. buzzstpoint

    buzzstpoint Political User

    I believe it!!

    BTW, that episode of Cheers was awsome....
  3. mlakrid

    mlakrid OSNN BASSMASTER Political User Folding Team

    I like it too...

    I wish it were true, I would be a genious by now