A boy, on his shiny new red bike he got for Christmas, pulled up next to a mounted policeman . The cop looks down from his horse and says "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring it for you?" The boy replies, "Yes he did." The cop says, "Next time ask Santa for a tail light for that bike." "Ok," says the kid. Before pulling off the boy says, "Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring it for you?" Humoring the boy, the cop says, "Yes." The boy says, "Well next year ask Santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on the top."