The best chain letter ever written. Lets not forget this one. Hello, my name is Carol. I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f***ing chain letters, sent to me by people who actually beleive, that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead, will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. Do you honestly beleive that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Oooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,I`ll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep, for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in AD 5, and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F**k them. If you`re going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I`ve seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being, will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don`t f***ing care . Show a little intelligence, and think about what you`re actually contributing to, by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it`s your own unpopularity. The point being,? If you get some chain letter that`s threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, DELETE IT. If it`s funny, send it on. Don`t piss people off, by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he`ll receive if you forward this email. Now, forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, to-morrow morning, your underwear will turn carnivorous, and will consume your genitals.