Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by jayfer1, Jun 24, 2002.

  1. jayfer1

    jayfer1 XP XPLICITLY

    Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to
    go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the
    jungle and waited by a path.

    Before long, along came this little old man. The son said,
    "Ooh dad, there's one."

    "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one
    to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

    Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man.
    The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough."

    "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from
    the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

    About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
    The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad.
    Let's eat her."

    "No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

    "Why not?" asked the son.

    "Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your
  2. silent_bob

    silent_bob Guest

    LOL!! wise thinking on the old mans part me finks!