Can A whale swallow a human?

Discussion in 'Desktop Customisation' started by zoey, Oct 2, 2002.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
     
  2. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    i like that one
     
  3. Iceman

    Iceman Moderator

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    yep I did it as a Cajun joke couple weeks ago, but still funny

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  4. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Stranger Than Kindness Political User

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    oooh, the christian religious misconceptions in here.
    Still funny!!! :D :D :D
     
  5. zoey

    zoey Guest

    LOL:eek:
     
  6. funky dredd

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    That was pretty good!
     
  7. ZAnwar

    ZAnwar Guest

    That was very good !