Called In Sick Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today." The boss says: "You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I be at work soon. By the way, nice house you have here."