Called In Sick

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by belveder, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. belveder

    belveder OSNN Senior Addict

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    Called In Sick

    Bob calls in to his job:
    "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a
    headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work
    today."

    The boss says:
    "You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my
    wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go
    to work. You should try that."

    2 hours later Bob calls:
    "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I be at work soon. By the
    way, nice house you have here."
     
  2. Geffy

    Geffy Moderator Folding Team

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    hahaha
     
  3. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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  5. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    rofl good!
     
  6. sboulema

    sboulema Moderator

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    knew it already but it stays funny :D
     
  7. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    haha

    i'll remember that one :)
     
  8. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

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    Yeah...that's good.
     
  9. lmao.... Not Bad
     
  10. rushm001

    rushm001 In the beginning...... Political User

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  11. Erbmaster

    Erbmaster Moderator Folding Team

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    Mwahahaha EXCELLENT!!!.
    :D:D:D;)
    I never even saw the punchline coming either !
    /me slaps head Doh!
     
  12. X-Istence

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    ROFL, that is very funny.
     
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