Cab Driver

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Codasmd, Nov 17, 2003.

  1. Codasmd

    Codasmd Old School XPeriencer

    Los Angeles, CA.
    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
    driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
    offend you.
    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
    chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that
    there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

    She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that; #1 you
    have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
    Catholic too."

    "Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley."

    He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
    make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the cab driver starts crying.

    "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess,
    I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun says, "That's okay, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way
    to a Halloween Party!"

  2. Leevoy

    Leevoy Guest

    mazel tov......ewwwwwwwwww
  3. Heeter

    Heeter Overclocked Like A Mother


    Good One, Bud!!!