Buying a new car

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by zoey, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. zoey

    zoey Guest

    A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person
    doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to s*it when you hear the price."
     
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Nice one zoey. ...and in any colour, as long as it`s BROWN. :D
     
  3. Nick M

    Nick M Moderator

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    hahaha! LOL LAMO! :p
     
  4. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    hahaha...good one!
     
  5. Nismo83

    Nismo83 OSNN AZN Addict

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    2 thumbs up :cool:

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