Bush: George Hu??

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by andy_rose, Nov 23, 2002.

  1. andy_rose

    andy_rose Moderator

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    Fiction or not, this made me almost pee on myself :D :D

    (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's whose name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new

    leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

    Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader

    of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of

    milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condi: Rice, here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe

    we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can

    you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
     
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  2. NovceGuru

    NovceGuru Guest

    lolololol
     
  3. funky dredd

    funky dredd Moderator

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    hehehe...lol
     
  4. Zarband

    Zarband The Iconoclast

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    very funny :D My best guess would be non-fiction haha
     
  5. delta4s

    delta4s BLACK HAWK ALOFT

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    Lmfao
     
  6. koko

    koko Got Root?

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    smells like a ripoff of an old abott and costello routine. ;)
     
  7. buzzstpoint

    buzzstpoint Computervitals.com Political User

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    yup. Cheap rip off. :rolleyes: :(
     
  8. Loooool