Bush Administration...

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    How many members of the Bush administration are needed
    to change a light bulb?

    1.. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

    2.. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says
    the light bulb needs to be changed,

    3.. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light
    bulb,

    4.. one to tell the nations of the world that they are
    either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

    5.. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
    Halliburton for the new bulb,

    6.. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
    janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner:
    LIGHTBULB CHANGE ACCOMPLISHED

    7.. one administration insider to resign and write a
    book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in
    the dark,

    8.. one to ask if the lightbulb has sufficient faith,

    9.. one surrogate to tell how burned-out light bulbs
    are a sign of terroism and how they hate us and how
    George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing
    policy all along,

    10.. and finally one to confuse Americans about the
    difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing
    the country.

    :rolleyes:
     
  2. Sazar

    Sazar F@H - Is it in you? Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    OMG, the light-bulb is a terrorist, it must be destroyed.

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  3. celticfan11

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    you forgot the step where the light bulb was never broken in the first place, he just lied to get us to change it :)
     
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  4. Son Goku

    Son Goku No lover of dogma

    :laugh:

    Now this was a good one :D
     
  5. lancer

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    that was very good.
     
  6. ThePatriot

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    What about the one that authors SABTA? (South American Bulb Trade Agreement):lick:
     
  7. ThePatriot

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    A little Political concert for ya...the Republican Party now considers you all...
    [​IMG]
    :) :) :)
     
  8. Kr0m

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    Lolol
     
  9. Son Goku

    Son Goku No lover of dogma

    ROFL

    Not sure I could find a video clip of just this. But first time I saw the second presidential debate last year, it was with the sound muted. Furious George (as some came to refer to him after the debate) looked positively commical without the sound.
     
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  11. ejn74

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: Thats a good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  12. LeeJend

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    Ok that deserves a rep point.
     
  13. Hsn

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    :laugh: Nice one!
     
  14. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team


    Naaaa, he wouldn't do that. Would he? After all he is our President. :rolleyes: :p