Bungee Jump

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by kc7sbf, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. kc7sbf

    kc7sbf Guest

    Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico, because labor is cheaper and other costs." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble to see this new attraction. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When it's time to test their system, the first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

    Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him. He falls back toward the cheering crowd, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a 'Pinata'?"
     
  2. chastity

    chastity Moderator Political User

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  3. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hehe ... good one :D
     
  4. chris

    chris Free to Fly

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    Haw... that made me smile :)
     
  5. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    Heh, I thought someone was really bored and going through old posts. I posted this a few months back :)
     
  6. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    I laughed then also!:D
     
  7. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    ummm wot's a Pinata? :( i got no idea
     
  8. It's one of them things that you hang up at parties and hit it till all the sweets come out.
     
  9. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    ahh lol i get it now:):):)
     
  10. Yep i'm pretty sure that joke wouldn't work well if you didn't know what a pinata was.
     
  11. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    belive it make no sense till ya no:)
     
  12. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    <damnyank doubles up, falls down and rolls around the floor laughing>

    henyman are you related to Kerrie??

    Why do I ask?
     
  13. dabomb

    dabomb Moderator

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    LOL good one :)
     
  14. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    yes i am her inbred half brother;)
     
  15. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Errrr Henyman - check out Kerrie's pic in member's pic.

    <once again damnyank doubles up, falls down and rolls around the floor laughing>:D :D
     
  16. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    ...They say LOVE is blind...???

    I dont see why I should be made to be the one tro give damnyank a rib ache... :D :D :D

    I will never wear a kilt again, especially in winter, as they won`t know whether to call me Angus or Agnes. :D
     
  17. damnyank

    damnyank I WILL NOT FORGET 911

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    Kirrie - Good one - ya got my ribs aching!

    <damnyank thinks - but what does a kilt have to do with bungee cord or a pinata?>:eek:
     
  18. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    i will look l8er + see, i jus looked @ name + thought gal....no ofence:p:p
     
  19. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Henyman, A word of advice.
    Any time you go out to milk the Cow halve assed ya better look to see it's the Cow and not the Bull yer yankin on.
    Or yer gonna get launched into Orbit. :p
     
  20. Henyman

    Henyman Secret Goat Fetish Political User

    if sum 1 came + started jacking u would u kick them:p

    though i can't say i've ever made that mistake.......;)