Bonus Joke

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by DeAfGaZ, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. DeAfGaZ

    DeAfGaZ Guest

    BONUS JOKE:

    What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
    Crisp Cringle

    What do elves learn in school?
    The Elfabet

    What nationality is Santa Claus?
    North Polish

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Squeamish.
    Squeamish who?
    [sung] Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
    Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
    Squeamish you a Merry Christmas ...
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  2. Kirrie2001

    Kirrie2001 Guest

    Have you been good this year?

    Well, have you???