Blonde

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Electronic Punk, Sep 7, 2003.

  1. Electronic Punk

    Electronic Punk Administrator Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mum," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "That's very good, Dear." "Is it because I'm blonde, Mum?" "Yes Pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mum, Mum," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have boobs!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde,
    Mum?" "No Dear, it's because you're 25."
     
  2. NetRyder

    NetRyder Tech Junkie Folding Team

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    Hahahaha :p
     
  3. SPeedY_B

    SPeedY_B I may actually be insane.

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    Awh, heard it before, still a good'un though :D
     
  4. Jewelzz

    Jewelzz OSNN Godlike Veteran

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    lmao
    good one :D
     
  5. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Moved to Jokes forum

    :)
     
  6. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    Hence the smiley
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... :p
     
  8. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hey Khayman, I was wondering about the quote in yer Sig...

    What if you jammed a magnet? (into something :p)
    What if you socked a toaster? (ouch)
    What if yer granny was a bag lady? :)eek: ) Well... not yours :D
     
  9. Khayman

    Khayman I'm sorry Hal... Political User Folding Team

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    You've spent weeks thinking that up havn't you :D
     
  10. SkazzyUK

    SkazzyUK XP-erience Oldie

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    Classic, Pure Classic :)
     
  11. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

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    feckin hilarious :D