Blonde Driver

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

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    A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.

    "What's going on here, ma'am?"

    "Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.

    "Ma'am. That's your air freshener."
     
  2. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Oooooooh shiiiiiiiiiit. Dumb dumb dumb. :p
     
  3. Maveric169

    Maveric169 The Voices Talk to Me

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    Rotflmao