Heeter
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"The Aroused Elephant Ruined My Honeymoon Because He Made Me Feel Inadequate" And Other Travel Complaints
"The beach was too sandy"
Now we can all enjoy the vacations that dumb people take, thanks to Thomas Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents, who keep track of the bonehead complaints they receive from returning travelers.
Dumb and feeling inadequate is no way to go through life, son.
For your enjoyment, tales of people's dumber vacations:
News.com.au (Australia) 13-Apr-2009
Click here for the original story
Heeter
"The beach was too sandy"
Now we can all enjoy the vacations that dumb people take, thanks to Thomas Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents, who keep track of the bonehead complaints they receive from returning travelers.
Dumb and feeling inadequate is no way to go through life, son.
For your enjoyment, tales of people's dumber vacations:
- A man who said an aroused elephant ruined his honeymoon by making him feel inadequate.
- "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
- "The beach was too sandy."
- "I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."
- "There are too many Spanish people in Spain."
News.com.au (Australia) 13-Apr-2009
Click here for the original story
Heeter