Birthday Present

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Dark Atheist, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Dark Atheist

    Dark Atheist Moderator Political User Folding Team

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    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

    They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
    "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
     
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  2. madmatt

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    Ha, ha! Good one Carp.
     
  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hah! Great! But alas, no reps, sorry. Gotta go spread it around. :( :p
     
  4. Dark Atheist

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    excuses excuses!!!
     
  5. LordOfLA

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  6. Dark Atheist

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    i was going to change the name but i don't know gonaads real name :p
     
  7. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Your Daddy. :devious:
     
  8. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    papa?
     
  9. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Son??? :eek: *runs* :eek:
     
  10. Dark Atheist

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    just think of how many years of pocket money he will have to pay us + interest :p