Bill Gates in Hell

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by gonaads, Nov 5, 2003.

  1. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all?" "That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't." "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys." "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."

  2. X-Istence

    X-Istence * Political User

    old, very old
  3. Grandmaster

    Grandmaster Electronica Addict Political User Folding Team

    Santa Clara, CA
    ^^ So what? Still funny :D
  4. Hsn

    Hsn King

    Calgary, Canada
    nice ;)
  5. mokuni

    mokuni Guest

  6. Brandi

    Brandi Guest

  7. Renegade_Chris

    Renegade_Chris A Very Confused Bunny

    The Glorious UK
    Reminds me of a Robin Williams video I have

    'Bill Gates in front of the Senators.

    'Mr Gates, are you trying to create a monopoly?'
    'Monopoly is a game senator, I'm just trying to control the f**king world!'