Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by ZeroHour, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. ZeroHour

    ZeroHour ho3 ho3 ho3

    A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.

    So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are.

    The girl responds: "Which one? We have:

    Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
    Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
    Shopping Barbie: £19.95
    Surfer Barbie: £19.95
    Disco Barbie: £19.95 AND
    Divorced Barbie: £299.95

    Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?"

    Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":

    Ken's Car
    Ken's House
    Ken's Boat
    Ken's furniture
    Ken's jewellery
    Ken's money
    Ken's computer, and
    Ken's best friend ....