Barbender!!

Discussion in 'Funny Farm' started by Evil Marge, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy."
    The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
    "Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."
    Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your boobs are hanging in the ashtray."
     
  2. Tittles

    Tittles Dabba Dooba Political User

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  3. gonaads

    gonaads Beware the G-Man Political User Folding Team

    Hahahahahaha... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... boobies! :p
     
  4. fitz

    fitz Just Floating Along Staff Member Political User Folding Team

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    Someone has to ask it...

    Hey Evil Marge.. is this one of those "laugh at myself" jokes born out of self experience?

    --fitz
     
  5. Evil Marge

    Evil Marge I Rule Political User

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    No comment :eek: :p